Cleaner Required!!

(This is not a job advert!, and has no career prospects whatsoever)

(Not Mandy!)

Keeping DECADANCE spotless is hard work. So we require 'volunteer' maids to help us.

We are offering those who enjoy a little humiliation a 'unique opportunity' to be the clubs personal assistant for the day.

You get the pleasure of serving us, in what will probably be a degrading and humiliating experience and we keep the club clean. It's a win-win!

Duties may include:-

Cleaning

Being a footrest

Being a hat/coat stand

Hosting, Attending to customers requests

Being the entertainment! (We require you to perform!!) If we say dance, you dance!!

Do I get paid?

Absolutely not, you are volunteering your services!!

You will also not be permitted to go behind the bar or into any non public areas of the club

Do I still have to pay to come in?

Yes, admission fees apply (although DECADANCE is always free for single ladies)

How do I address staff and other customers?

The terms Mistress, Sir and Miss are appropriate. You should be polite at all times, and obey instructions.

Can I leave or end the experience at any time?

Of course! If your not man or woman enough!

We may also end the experience do/say anything inappropriate, your work is not up to scratch, you don't follow instructions or you simply bore us!

Will I get anything sexual out of it?

You will certainly not get any sexual reward for your services!

Obviously it's a swingers club, so if you find others who want to play then you may be given permission to take a break from your duties!! (This would be dependent on your 'work' being up to scratch!)

Is this 'opportunity' open to any gender?

Yes, couples also welcome, either one person or both could serve us. Great for humiliation of your partner!!

You will be required to provide your own uniform. A French Maids outfit is required !! If you don't have one our partner lovehoney.com will probably be able to help! (Search for French Maids outfit!)